Bullocks can do everything motor vehicles can!
For example, let's look at hybrid
technology. Any bullock cart can be turned into a lean mean
green machine with just a few ropes. The Chuck Norris pose
is optional.
Heavy duty truck / semi
The bullock cart was there before semis to
transport your stuff across state borders. They may have
taken longer, but think about the fuel costs. An
environmentally friendly byproduct - bullshit - was also
produced in large quantities. But can any huge semi crap
like a bull and help grow plants?
Rally Racing!
Colin McRae (Bless his soul) had nothing
on these guys below.
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Street racing!
The thud of hoves, the smell of bullshit,
the dust in the eyes and the on-existent suspension - bring
street racing to an adrenaline pumping high with a bullock
cart!
Go-kart!
This is how it all begins, of course.
Notice the driver's lean angle, the look of determination,
the muscles on the bull - and the bite on the tail! Didn't
see that, did ya? Yes, the rider bites the bull's tail
occasionally to add an extra turbo boost. The bull sometimes
emits a shrill turbo whine, I hear.
And best of all....
A bullock cart that prevents AIDS! How
many cars can do that?
Motorhome!
School bus!
Limousine!
Anyone has any doubts? |
